Morrison’s missing right foot is in his mouth: Palmer

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Morrison’s missing right foot is in his mouth: Palmer

Clive Palmer says he has solved the mystery of Scott Morrison’s missing right foot in the PM’s embarrassing Photoshop scandal.

“It’s in his mouth,’’ Mr Palmer said.

“This is a serious matter for people as they will be concerned of a foot-and-mouth outbreak.

“Unfortunately we know what happens when animals get foot-and-mouth disease, they are put down.

“I’m sure this is what will happen to Scott Morrison in the upcoming election,’’ Mr Palmer said.

Scott Morrison’s “shoegate” controversy shows a pair of white sneakers poorly edited over his original pair and making him appear like he has two left feet in a family portrait.